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Sept 8, 2006 16:58:29 GMT -5
Post by Serena on Sept 8, 2006 16:58:29 GMT -5
Alright. My good friend Nora came up with these. They are very awkward, though they'll most likely make you laugh. She came up with them out of the blue (literally, she blurts it out at strange times) and I have permission from her to share them with you! I'll add them as she comes up with them. Feel free to use them yourself, just remember to give her the credit (or me! i helped! My strangeness was her inspiration!). It isn't considered copyright, I gave you permission. I warn you now, they are complete nonsense unless you don't try to understand them and just laugh.
Well, here they are.
-When you slip on ice, there's always a pelican there to laugh. Inspiration: Me slipping in sandals in the hallway which was just mopped....Not funny....
-Teachers who wear barefeet turn into hedgehogs on Thursdays. Inspiration: Our music teacher, Miss.Jennings, normally doesn't wear her shoes...Which explains why no one ever sees her on Thursdays...
-Potatoes in washcloths are slimy. Inspiration: Out of the blue really...Not really an explanation.
-Pen ink comes from candles but you have to milk them first. Inspiration: Me and Nora were writing essays for class at her house and we had a candle nearby.
I'll add more soon as she thinks of them.
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Sept 9, 2006 12:12:22 GMT -5
Post by Ray Tucker on Sept 9, 2006 12:12:22 GMT -5
Duct tape is like the Force, it has a Light Side, a Dark SAide and it holds the world together.
Everyone in Alaska uses Duct Tape to fix stuff.
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Sept 9, 2006 18:48:19 GMT -5
Post by Serena on Sept 9, 2006 18:48:19 GMT -5
Lol. I like that....Funny!
Yes, I'm crazy and am easy to make laugh. Get used to it. I can come up with some stupid things at times. I have moments when I'm really crazy and say junk at random. Pretty funny though...
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